Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Bad Weddings

There's nothing worse than a corny wedding. How people get away with things like rhinestoned placeholders and a DJ that consistently plays "Lady In Red" is something I'll never understand. There are a lot of things I hate about weddings, and here are the highlights of my disdain:

No wonder everybody gets divorced. If this candy tin or honey jar ever happen to be near me I will set them on fire.

Oh there it is! My collection of straw hats that I made into plates. It's ok, you can keep them.

Nope. Don't do it.

Eyebrows? I have to say Jeff Lindsay you are a pro at using oval frames.
Actually this is kind of a good idea. I would like is if somebody decided to photoshop themselves as their own bridesmaid 5 times. Phantom hand.

I'm glad they asked the kid to also do that "jacket on shoulder pose". This should be the flag for Ohio.

This guy is my favorite person on earth. He is so miserable in his vest that he had to drink a whole vase of vodka. How big can a tie get? I think that would be called a "bib". I hope that the next time I go to a wedding this guy will be there with his bib on and I will pet his hair while everybody does silly dances to Mambo #5.


  1. haha the men with the jackets is my favourite

  2. i know i love it. i just realized this posting came out really mean but i was laughing the whole time so it didn't translate the right way. oh well.


    You are my favorite person right now.

  4. after this, I think I have 2 options. I can either:
    1. organize everyone's weddings to avoid these issues (except maybe the last one, which is hilarious)


    2. never allow anyone to get married. ever.